LEGISLATIVE GOLF, GEORGE PATTON, AND GOOD WEATHER

 

                        LEGISLATIVE GOLF, GEORGE PATTON, AND GOOD WEATHER

by Mike Moffett 

Sports can be divisive. Yankees vs. Red Sox. Michigan vs. Ohio State. El Salvador vs. Honduras.

 

What?  

 

Yup. These two countries went to war in 1969 after El Salvador beat Honduras 3-2 in a FIFA World Cup (soccer) qualifier.

 

Then there was that preseason NFL game in San Francisco. After the 49ers hosted the Oakland Raiders, football “fans” got into some parking lot fights and several people were shot.

 

But sports can also bring folks together. Like when our USA Olympic ice hockey team beat the Soviets in 1980. That “Miracle on Ice” truly united Americans—from Maine to California to maybe even Hawaii!

 

A local example of sports bringing people together occurred on June 26 when Loudon Country Club hosted the Legislative Golf Classic. This “scramble” event brought together Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, vegetarians, males, females, friends, relatives, lobbyists, good golfers, bad golfers, young golfers, and older golfers. One participant even celebrated his 90^th birthday at LCC.

 

The golf event was a charity fund-raiser for Manchester’s Liberty House, which supports homeless and transitioning military veterans. I was happy to be on the event planning team as well as on a golf team—the Legislative Beer Caucus Founders.

 

As a former sports management professor, I know there are many crucial parts to these fundraisers. Numerous people must tend to many aspects including player/sponsor solicitations, publicity, registrations, goodie bags, signage, raffles, and contest monitoring. Someone must watch the Hole-in-One competition to document any aces worth $20,000. (Before buying clubhouse drinks for all.) And someone must supervise the all-important traveling beer cart and the all-important Beer Cart Girl.

 

(One may wonder why there are never Beer Cart Guys. And one can probably figure out why.)

 

Fortunately, LCC had the extremely capable Alina in charge of the extremely important traveling beer cart.

 

But there is one variable that even the best planners in the golf world struggle with.

 

The weather.

 

Ten days out I woke up and the first thing I did was check was the 10-day forecast. There was a 90% chance of precipitation on June 26. A couple days later an 80% chance. A couple days later there was a projected 100% chance of precipitation. My heart sank. It rained on a different golf scramble at LCC on June 24. The two-day forecast called for more rain on June 26.

 

Even the best golf planners can’t control the weather. Or can they?

 

I recalled that General George Patton summoned a chaplain during the darkest days of the Battle of the Bulge in 1944 and ordered him to come up with a prayer that would bring good weather for air support. Father James O’Neill was the chaplain who answered the call, and he wrote a beautifully solemn entreaty asking the Almighty to “restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend.”

 

The skies cleared and the battle was won.

 

So, a la Father O’Neill, I offered up a weather prayer. I acknowledged that there were folks facing more dire situations than our scramble golfers. Certainly, the suffering people in Ukraine rated more divine intervention than our legislative linksters. But we wanted to bring folks of different political persuasions together to raise money for the homeless! I ultimately left things in the hands of the Great Greenskeeper in the Sky.

 

I awoke early on June 26 and looked out the window. It was cloudy but dry. And it stayed dry through the morning and into the afternoon, as Republicans and Democrats laughed it up, hitting golf balls up and down the hills of Loudon Country Club.

 

My foursome encountered the extremely capable Alina and the extremely important traveling beer cart at least four times in five hours. And we all hit at least a few good shots. Such fun.

 

And it stayed dry for the post-golf social, where Democrats and Republicans literally and figuratively embraced and laughed it up. We’d raised around $20,000—along with a few libations. After the final award was given, the legislative linksters headed for their cars when suddenly the heavens burst forth with heavy rain.

 

Perfect timing.

 

Somehow, I think Father O’Neill was watching from somewhere.

 

                                 Pictured in the LCC clubhouse after the Legislative Golf Classic was a foursome     

                                 which included State Senator Tim Lang of Sanbornton, State Representative Mike Moffett 

                                 of Loudon, LCC's Alina (who piloted the "refreshments" cart), State Senator Howard Pearl 

                                 of Loudon, and former State Representative Reed Panasiti of Amherst. The event raised 

                                 $20,000 for the cause.